The Boston Phoenix, a Boston weekly newspaper, has released a list of “The 100 unsexiest men in the world” on their web site.  The list includes such notables as Roger Ebert (#3), Dr. Phil (#5) - Yuck!, Joey Buttafuoco (#75.  The Phoenix quotes Dana Carvey on Bill Gates (#23) “Gates apparently made a deal with the devil: ‘You can have $60 billion, but you have to go through life looking like a turtle.’”.

However, the winner who proved to be less sexy than terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden (#8) and muckraker Michael Moore (#39) is the ever repellent, Gilbert Gottfried, the man who reintroduced the world to The Aristocrats joke. Every time I see a duck I think of him! Can’t think of a better loser to take the honor.