While the followers of the Judeo-Christian religions celebrate the Easter / Passover season over the next couple of weeks, the celebrity believers of Scientology will get their e-meters out and audit in praise of the Cruise / Holmes miracle baby. Robert J. Safuto’s Podcast NYC - Pop Culture Rant #46 pays special attention to the Tom Cruise / South Park Closetgate fiasco, and the clout that Scientologist stars have in Hollywood.